This is the kind of thing my brain thinks

And because I have no social life, such things can be made real. You may notice this is cross-posted from WordPress. It’s all part of the latest redesign plan*. I personally hate CSS and have a lot of trouble with it, so if someone can figure out how to get rid of those God-damn apples on the individual entry pages, I will owe you a something. I figured it out, yay and nevermind! *Which I guarantee at least 30% of viewers will hate