What I made:
You can buy it at my Etsy, or you can print it your own damn self:
“This is the new austerity,” he said. “Flavorless packaging. It appeals to me. I feel I’m not only saving money but contributing to some kind of spiritual consensus. It’s like World War III. Everything is white. They’ll take our bright colors away and use them in the war effort.”
White Noise, by Don DeLillo
I believe I have converted Chase to Futura.